**topatoco items also included
so in honor of my new followers and the summer job i just landed, i’m having a giveaway!!
WHAT DO I WIN?
$40 to spend on homestuck merchandise!!
- you must be following me to win (but don’t follow me just for the giveaway)
- only reblogs count (because everyone only gets 1 entry)
- if you win, the $40 includes shipping on whatever you pick
- you must be comfortable giving me your address
i think that’s about it, so happy blogging cuties!! (giveaway ends june 20th. i know it’s a while away but i won’t start my job until june so i need time to earn the extra money)
How to make any fictional story better:
- add aliens
can we fuck the aliens
2. make your characters fuck the aliens
- must be following nanagizibe
- reblogs only, likes ignored
- 2 lucky blog screenies!
- 2 lucky archive screenies!
- rest in list with randoms bolded
- must reach, all promoted!
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KARKAT: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT DOES SOUND PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.
KARKAT: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
This is really great.
VRISKA: So I’m going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
VRISKA: 8y 8eing me.
I freaking love Vriska ok
the baddest bitch in all of homestuck
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
Shout out to Carlos Benavides, the coffee guy for the animators of Disney’s Frozen
You go, Carlos.
fan base for carlos