Everyone deserves a surprise!
My personal Blog thing.
ROUGE OF TIME

DERSE DREAMER


ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: 10doctorxrosetyler, via misguidedjudgement)

263833 clowns | 3 days ago
dirkfromstatefarm:


The Time aspect: One of the basic fabrics of paradox space, having some sort of connection with death.

RAGE
VOID
 

dirkfromstatefarm:

The Time aspect: One of the basic fabrics of paradox space, having some sort of connection with death.

RAGE

VOID

 

(via shierumeow)

4835 clowns | 4 days ago

ravenclawslibrary:

900yearsoftime-andspace:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

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anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda

I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.

(Source: riiiverboy, via why-not-fabulous)

347578 clowns | 4 days ago

Hello fellow ASE attendees! I wanted to get everyone caught up and post that I have officially purchased the ticket to Anime Southeast and will be in attendance as well!
My only dilemma is…what the frack do I wear?!   That means I am opening spots for requested cosplays to be worn to accompany you or just to see in person! I hope you can choose something from my already extensive repertoire of cosplays but I may be able to get something finished by then if you need a certain character to finish your group and such.

This year, I will wear a max of 4 costumes and a minimum of 1!!. Saturday can be split into two spots. I will update the list below once I get requests coming in. Thank you for your help and I can’t wait to see you there!! <3

Friday

Saturday A.M.

Saturday P.M.

Sunday =


Feel free to ask if I have a costume already, chances are, I already do! Here is a master list of them all completed
https://www.facebook.com/alanajoycosplay ]

I have everything marked under my albums. AU Variations can be accommodated for upon request! 

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

(Source: opulentes, via cassietotallyjust)

222178 clowns | 4 days ago

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105735 clowns | 5 days ago

dreamercalliope:

**topatoco items also included

so in honor of my new followers and the summer job i just landed, i’m having a giveaway!! 

WHAT DO I WIN? 

$40 to spend on homestuck merchandise!! 

RULES

  • you must be following me to win (but don’t follow me just for the giveaway) 
  • only reblogs count (because everyone only gets 1 entry) 
  • if you win, the $40 includes shipping on whatever you pick 
  • you must be comfortable giving me your address 

i think that’s about it, so happy blogging cuties!! (giveaway ends june 20th. i know it’s a while away but i won’t start my job until june so i need time to earn the extra money) 

(via homeluck)

439 clowns | 6 days ago
smokingpanda:

yeah, somehow i feel like that’s not gonna help.

smokingpanda:

yeah, somehow i feel like that’s not gonna help.

(via rainspelled)

521 clowns | 6 days ago

(Source: bluedogeyes, via epic-humor)

27106 clowns | 6 days ago
114536 clowns | 6 days ago

kioskstuck:

reyairia:

mazarinedrake:

reyairia:

How to make any fictional story better:

  1. add aliens

can we fuck the aliens

2. make your characters fuck the aliens

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(via plotphii2h)

13119 clowns | 6 days ago

nanagizibe:

  • must be following nanagizibe
  • reblogs only, likes ignored
  • 2 lucky blog screenies!
  • 2 lucky archive screenies!
  • rest in list with randoms bolded
  • must reach, all promoted!

49 clowns | 6 days ago
bonez1925:

hello-karkat:

GAMZEE: ThE PaInTeD MeSsIaH’S In tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN ClOuDs oF OuR MiRtHfUl hEaVeNs aRe wHeRe aLl gOoD ThInGs cOmE FrOm. ThEy rEaCh dOwN AnD CoLlEcT ThE WiShEs oF EvErY MoThErFuCkIn tRoLl iN ThE WoRlD TuRnInG EaCh oNe oF ThEm iNtO A MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe tHaT CaMe mOtHeRfUcKiN TrUe.
GAMZEE: I’M TeLlInG YoU, tHaT’S WhErE EvErYtHiNg mOtHeRfUcKiN CaMe fRoM. lIkE, tHe gIfT Of nAtUrE Is fRoM ThE JuGgLiNg dIvInItIeS, tHeIr gLoRiOuS VoIcEs, RhYmInG In a mOtHeRfUcKiNg bEaUtIfUl uNiSoN HaVe cReAtEd tHiS MoThErFuCkInG WoRlD ThAt wE LiVe iN, sLaMmInG PoEmS ThAt hAvE CrEaTeD ThE SeAs aNd tHe rOcKs, ThE MoThErFuCkInG GrAsS AnD ShIt. GrAsS Is mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOoL As fUcK. aNd a mIrAcLe. RoCkS ToO. LiKe wHeRe dId tHoSe lIl mOtHeRfUcKeRs eVeN CoMe fRoM, tHe mEsSiAh’s iS WhAt.
KARKAT: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT DOES SOUND PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.
KARKAT: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

This is really great.

bonez1925:

hello-karkat:

GAMZEE: ThE PaInTeD MeSsIaH’S In tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN ClOuDs oF OuR MiRtHfUl hEaVeNs aRe wHeRe aLl gOoD ThInGs cOmE FrOm. ThEy rEaCh dOwN AnD CoLlEcT ThE WiShEs oF EvErY MoThErFuCkIn tRoLl iN ThE WoRlD TuRnInG EaCh oNe oF ThEm iNtO A MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe tHaT CaMe mOtHeRfUcKiN TrUe.

GAMZEE: I’M TeLlInG YoU, tHaT’S WhErE EvErYtHiNg mOtHeRfUcKiN CaMe fRoM. lIkE, tHe gIfT Of nAtUrE Is fRoM ThE JuGgLiNg dIvInItIeS, tHeIr gLoRiOuS VoIcEs, RhYmInG In a mOtHeRfUcKiNg bEaUtIfUl uNiSoN HaVe cReAtEd tHiS MoThErFuCkInG WoRlD ThAt wE LiVe iN, sLaMmInG PoEmS ThAt hAvE CrEaTeD ThE SeAs aNd tHe rOcKs, ThE MoThErFuCkInG GrAsS AnD ShIt. GrAsS Is mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOoL As fUcK. aNd a mIrAcLe. RoCkS ToO. LiKe wHeRe dId tHoSe lIl mOtHeRfUcKeRs eVeN CoMe fRoM, tHe mEsSiAh’s iS WhAt.

KARKAT: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT DOES SOUND PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.

KARKAT: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.

This is really great.

(via plotphii2h)

summerofrecovery:

Coping Skills Toolbox

(Source: dontexpectapplause, via patric-with-no-k)

36689 clowns | 6 days ago

christiantacos:

vriskafuckingserket:

symphonicsilence:

VRISKA: So I’m going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
VRISKA: 8y 8eing me.

I freaking love Vriska ok

the baddest bitch in all of homestuck

Best quote.

(via pageofhopelessness)