THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
OH. MY. GOD.
IT GOT BETTER
The Time aspect: One of the basic fabrics of paradox space, having some sort of connection with death.
anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda
I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.
Hello fellow ASE attendees! I wanted to get everyone caught up and post that I have officially purchased the ticket to Anime Southeast and will be in attendance as well!
My only dilemma is…what the frack do I wear?! That means I am opening spots for requested cosplays to be worn to accompany you or just to see in person! I hope you can choose something from my already extensive repertoire of cosplays but I may be able to get something finished by then if you need a certain character to finish your group and such.
This year, I will wear a max of 4 costumes and a minimum of 1!!. Saturday can be split into two spots. I will update the list below once I get requests coming in. Thank you for your help and I can’t wait to see you there!! <3
Saturday A.M. =
Saturday P.M. =
Feel free to ask if I have a costume already, chances are, I already do! Here is a master list of them all completed
[ https://www.facebook.com/alanajoycosplay ]
I have everything marked under my albums. AU Variations can be accommodated for upon request!
- clean bathroom tips
- organize your closet
- how to fix a leaky faucet
- how to keep a clean kitchen
- removing stains from your carpet
- how to coupon
- what to do when you can’t pay your bills
- see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
- how to save money
- How to Balance a Check Book
- How to do Your Own Taxes
- how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
- things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
- what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
- how to make a doctor’s appointment
- how to pick a health insurance plan
- a list of stress relievers
- how to get free therapy
- what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
- a list of hotlines in a crisis
- things to keep in your car in case of an emergency
- recipes that take 30 minutes or less
- Yummy apple thing
- Brownie in a cup
- Cookie in a cup
- French bread pizza
- Egg tacos
- panera mac n cheese recipe
- different salad recipes
- harry potter recipes
- healthy recipes
- various cookie recipes
- chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
- s’mores pie
- nutella hot chocolate
- peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
- cookie in a mug
- starbucks holiday drinks
- fruit leathers
- brownie in a mug
- how to make ramen 1000x better
- eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
- make recipes using things you already have
- how to put together a very fancy cheese plate
- make different flavored lemonades
- various desert recipes
- make tiny chocolate chip cookies
- 20 dishes every cook should know
- learn how to make your own tea
- Macaroni and cheese in a mug
- Study snacks (2)
- 40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
- what the hell is a mortgage?
- first apartment essentials checklist
- how to care for cacti and succulents
- the care and keeping of plants
- Getting an apartment
- time management
- create a resume
- find the right career
- how to pick a major
- how to interview for a job
- How to write cover letters
- ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
- Traveling for Cheap
- Travel Accessories
- The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
- How To Read A Map
- How to Apply For A Passport
- How to Make A Travel Budget
**topatoco items also included
so in honor of my new followers and the summer job i just landed, i’m having a giveaway!!
WHAT DO I WIN?
$40 to spend on homestuck merchandise!!
- you must be following me to win (but don’t follow me just for the giveaway)
- only reblogs count (because everyone only gets 1 entry)
- if you win, the $40 includes shipping on whatever you pick
- you must be comfortable giving me your address
i think that’s about it, so happy blogging cuties!! (giveaway ends june 20th. i know it’s a while away but i won’t start my job until june so i need time to earn the extra money)
How to make any fictional story better:
- add aliens
can we fuck the aliens
2. make your characters fuck the aliens
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- reblogs only, likes ignored
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KARKAT: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT DOES SOUND PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.
KARKAT: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
This is really great.