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My personal Blog thing.
ROUGE OF TIME

DERSE DREAMER

dickploma:

*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me

(via morbidusprince)

dickploma:

*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me

(via morbidusprince)

johnsegbert:

THIS IS STUPID - so there’s this stupid kid in a slimer t-shirt standing in his bedroom, and it’s his birthday, right? and you don’t know how, but he and his friends are eventually going to give you the best adventure of your life. what will the name of this young man be?
(a list of videos, songs, and other works to remind you of when you first got into this stupid webcomic about kids ending the world.)
VIDEOS + FANSONGS
the happiest song in homestuck
mambostuck
a lullaby for gods
karkalicious
ugly story
hey there! (would you like to talk about homestuck?)
you can’t fight the homestuck
how far we’ve come (hs edition)
discord (hs edition)
the condescension song
ICONIC PANELS AND FLASHES
HOMESTUCK
it’s going to be a long day.
reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
make her pay.
jade: enter.
john. rise up.
seer: descend.
cascade
dirk: synchronize. + dirk: unite.
caliborn: enter.
end of year 4.
HOMESTUCK MUSIC
showtime
sburban jungle
pyrocumulus
savior of the waking world
savior of the dreaming dead
crystalmethequins
derse dreamers || prospit dreamers
midnight crew
sunslammer
doctor
untie synchronization
mother

johnsegbert:

THIS IS STUPID - so there’s this stupid kid in a slimer t-shirt standing in his bedroom, and it’s his birthday, right? and you don’t know how, but he and his friends are eventually going to give you the best adventure of your life. what will the name of this young man be?

(a list of videos, songs, and other works to remind you of when you first got into this stupid webcomic about kids ending the world.)

VIDEOS + FANSONGS

ICONIC PANELS AND FLASHES

HOMESTUCK MUSIC

(via extremehomestuckshipping)

I feel like this is you and Nick some days…@oxxykitten

I feel like this is you and Nick some days…
@oxxykitten

(Source: yazzydream, via drunkteeth)

(Source: antibad-edits, via h-a-y-w-o-o-d)

lunarr-mermaid:

🍩 on We Heart It.

mag1ca:

it’s almost summer so let’s have a giveaway! ❤ 

best of luck to everyone who chooses to enter!

(via bleedmeslowly)

sup-sucka:

:3
sup-sucka:

:3
warblettie:

*SCREECHES* FEFER TRIDENT

warblettie:

*SCREECHES* FEFER TRIDENT

blackoutballad:

back runnin’ the city and you know who the squad be

can never have enough alpha-beta soup. animated by my pal RJ because he’s cool and i got tired hhhhrff

(via captaindaveswagger)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

(via pendaly)

youre-adorkable:

Yesterday I was standing outside my local library with a friend of mine when a black man very hesitantly approached us saying “I don’t mean to scare you young ladies but do either of you have a phone charger? I need to text my boss.”

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melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

ITS MUCH BETTER TO TAG THESE KINDS OF THINGS with a sense of price and sell of quantity

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

ITS MUCH BETTER TO TAG THESE KINDS OF THINGS with a sense of price and sell of quantity

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via heartless-knight-of-void)